funny ... but true

How many letters are there in the English alphabet ?l

"There are 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet

If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San Francisco, what would he be ?l

Dead

What is the longest word in the English language ?l

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters

Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France ?l

Because he's still living

If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples, how many apples would you have ?l

Just 3

Why is the letter "T" like an island ?l

Because it is in the middle of waTer

I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?l

A liar

What animal can jump higher than a house ?l

A house can't jump