Funny but true

Funny but true

How many letters are there in the English alphabet ?!

"There are 18 letters! 3 in "the", 7 in "English", and 8 in "alphabet

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If a man was born in Italy, went to America and died in San

Francisco , what would he be ?!

Dead

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What is the longest word in the English language ?!

Smiles. Because there is a mile between its first and last letters

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Why can't a man living in Paris be buried in the South of France ?!

Because he's still living

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If you took 3 apples from a basket that held 12 apples,

how many apples would you have ?!

Just 3

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Why is the letter "T" like an island ?!

Because it is in the middle of waTer

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I have 12 legs, 12 arms and 8 heads. What am I ?!

A lier

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What animal can jump higher than a house ?!

A house can't jump

HAVE A NICE DAY