Teacher's funny jokes

:wink:{Happy new school year everybody!!

Here are some funny jokes about some poor teachers & their naughty students:tongue:..

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Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?

Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there!


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A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to one little boy. So she said, "if you reached in your right

pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?"

"Someone else's pants".


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The child comes home from his first day at school.

Mother asks, "What did you learn today?"

The kid replies, "Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow."


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The teacher is droning away in the classroom when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row. The

teacher shouts to the sleeping student's neighbor, "Hey wake that student up!" The neighbor yells back, "You

put him to sleep, you wake him up!"


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Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.

Johnny: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could



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