×ْ×ْ ْfunny definitions ×ْ×ْ

I found these "Funny Definitions" while surfing the internet
...Really liked them, Actually most of them are so truthful..

School:

A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Doctor :

A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Nurse:

A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor
degree and a woman gains her masters.

Divorce:

Future tense of Marriage.

Lecture:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the
Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either"

Criminal:

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Politician :

One who shakes your hand before elections, and your
Confidence after.

Smile:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

.Etc:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do.

Atom Bomb:

An invention to end all inventions.

! Have fun
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