اردني انجلش
اهلا و سهلا بكم في منتداكم و كل عام و انتم بالف خير



الرئيسيةس .و .جبحـثقائمة الاعضاءالمجموعاتالتسجيلدخول

أهلا وسهلا بك اردني انجلش.
أهلا وسهلا بك زائرنا الكريم، إذا كانت هذه زيارتك الأولى للمنتدى، فيرجى التكرم بزيارة صفحة التعليمـــات، بالضغط هنا.كما يشرفنا أن تقوم بالتسجيل بالضغط هنا إذا رغبت بالمشاركة في المنتدى، أما إذا رغبت بقراءة المواضيع والإطلاع فتفضل بزيارة القسم الذي ترغب أدناه.




 

اردني انجلش :: التعليم العام :: التعليم العام :: منتدى الطلاب والطالبات

شاطر
الأحد 1 مايو 2011 - 14:25
المشاركة رقم: #
المعلومات
الكاتب:
اللقب:
مؤسسين الشبكة
الرتبه:
مؤسسين الشبكة
الصورة الرمزية


البيانات
انثى
عدد المساهمات : 7166
نقاط : 23067
السٌّمعَة : 59
تاريخ التسجيل : 11/01/2011
الموقع : Jordan
تعاليق : TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT``S THE QUESTION
التوقيت

الإتصالات
الحالة:
وسائل الإتصال:
معاينة صفحة البيانات الشخصي للعضو http://jordan-english.yoo7.com


مُساهمةموضوع: ◄ ஐ. . ஐ نكات بس آآآآآنقلش ஐ. . ஐ ►



◄ ஐ. . ஐ نكات بس آآآآآنقلش ஐ. . ஐ ►













اتمنى تعجبكم

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about
what had happened in the past.
Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.
Teacher: Why?
Student: There is no future in it.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how
much would your father still have?
Ted: $10.
Teacher: You don't know maths.
Ted: You don't know my father!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum?
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.
Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am
scolding you now.
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.
If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter
were
Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of
breaking plates,
Then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!
Father: How do you know?
Daughter: She didn't say anything.



Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: As old as me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when I was born

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .......

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.
Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your
brother's. Did u copy his?
Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you
anything!Son: That's why I say she's no good!
............ ......... ......... ......... ......... .........

Teacher: "Where were u born?"
Student: "Singapore, Sir."
Teacher: "Which part?"
Student: "All of me, Sir."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between
'unlawful'
And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up.
"Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher.
"'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and
'illegal' is
A sick eagle."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ---

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"
Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."
Teacher: "Use your dad's then."
Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ----

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
What did u get?" asked his father.
My marks are under water," said the boy.
What do u mean 'under water'?"
They are all below 'C' level"













الموضوعالأصلي : ◄ ஐ. . ஐ نكات بس آآآآآنقلش ஐ. . ஐ ► // المصدر : اردني انجلش // الكاتب: GNASSORA



توقيع : GNASSORA






الإشارات المرجعية

التعليق على الموضوع بواسطة الفيس بوك

الــرد الســـريـع
..





تعليمات المشاركة
صلاحيات هذا المنتدى:
لاتستطيع الرد على المواضيع في هذا المنتدى

BB code is متاحة
كود [IMG] متاحة
كود HTML معطلة