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مُساهمة من طرف GNASSORA السبت 23 أبريل 2011 - 1:21

Kids in school think quick

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America
MARIA : Here it is
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America
CLASS : Maria!

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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank
FRANK : Because of the sign
TEACHER : What sign
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water
DONALD : H I J K L M N O
TEACHER : What are you talking about
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we
didn't have ten years ago
WINNIE : Me
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty
GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are

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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I
MILLIE : I is
TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am
MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE
TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father
didn't punish him
LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand
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TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating
SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook
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TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his
CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested
HAROLD : ( A teacher
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