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أهلا وسهلا بك اردني انجلش.
أهلا وسهلا بك زائرنا الكريم، إذا كانت هذه زيارتك الأولى للمنتدى، فيرجى التكرم بزيارة صفحة التعليمـــات، بالضغط هنا.كما يشرفنا أن تقوم بالتسجيل بالضغط هنا إذا رغبت بالمشاركة في المنتدى، أما إذا رغبت بقراءة المواضيع والإطلاع فتفضل بزيارة القسم الذي ترغب أدناه.




 

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السبت 23 أبريل 2011 - 0:57
المشاركة رقم: #
المعلومات
الكاتب:
اللقب:
مؤسسين الشبكة
الرتبه:
مؤسسين الشبكة
الصورة الرمزية


البيانات
انثى
عدد المساهمات : 7166
نقاط : 23067
السٌّمعَة : 59
تاريخ التسجيل : 11/01/2011
الموقع : Jordan
تعاليق : TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT``S THE QUESTION
التوقيت

الإتصالات
الحالة:
وسائل الإتصال:
معاينة صفحة البيانات الشخصي للعضو http://jordan-english.yoo7.com


مُساهمةموضوع: Mother-in-law



Mother-in-law


I bring u some joks from an other website that made me laugh from the deepest of my heart I hope that you like them

Husband and wife were shopping when the wife said,
"Darling, it's my mother's birthday tomorrow. What shall we buy her? She
would like something electrical." The husband replied, "How about a
chair??"

:21_133:
The lawyer cabled his client
overseas: "Your mother-in-law passed away in her sleep. Shall we order
burial, embalming or cremation?" Back came the reply, "Take no chances -
order all three.
"

:21_131:


At the funeral, a priest was consoling the bereaved man: "Come, come my good man, tears cannot restore your mother-in-law."
"Yes, I know... that's why I'm crying."


Adam and Eve were the happiest and the luckiest couple in the world, because neither of them had a mother-in-law.
:21_214:

Have you
heard about this man who took his mother-in-law to the zoo and threw her
into the crocodile pool. He is now being sued by the SPCA for being
cruel to the crocodiles.

Two neighbors were having a chat
when one said, "I took my dog to the vet today because it bit my
mother-in-law." The other asked, "Did you put it to sleep?" "No, of
course not," said the first, "I had its teeth sharpened."


My
mother-in-law was bitten by a mad dog in the street. "Oh, that's
terrible" "Yes, it was terrible to watch the dog die slowly in
convulsions."?

:dd:
The president of the service
club asked his new member, "Would you like to donate something to the
home for the aged?" The new member replied,
"Yes, my mother-in-law."


:dd:
Wife: Dear, this afternoon the
big clock fell off the wall. Had it fallen a moment sooner, my mother
would have been hit on the head and badly hurt. Husband : Oh, Damm! That
clock has always been slow

I hope u like it

Sooooo Sorry Mothrs in law






الموضوعالأصلي : Mother-in-law // المصدر : اردني انجلش // الكاتب: GNASSORA



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